Bitch Please
17 ratings
From your scent profile
Jean & Len Bitch Please is a fresh, lightly sweet women's fragrance built around apple and citrus fruits, and it has been discontinued.
Skunky's take: Plenty say it suits a meeting and a coffee break alike.
How does it perform?
From 20 community ratings, all out of 10.
Keeps you company for a few hours, a quick refresh fits nicely.
Leaves a light trail and stays polite in a crowd.
Sits nicely on a shelf.
Blind buy risk
Only 35% of votes are positive.
Notes
They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.
Top notesfirst 15 minutes
Accords
From most dominant to most subtle.
- Fresh
- Citrus
- Floral
- Aquatic
- Fruity
- Sweet
- Synthetic
Fresh
Citrus
Floral
Aquatic
Fruity
Sweet
SyntheticWhat does Bitch Please smell like?
Taken as a whole, the scent reads fresh, citrusy and fruity. Apple and citrus fruits give it a crisp fruit character, while violet and floral notes soften it. Aquatic and synthetic accords stay in the background, leaving a clean, mildly sweet impression.
Longevity and sillage are both moderate, though the number of ratings is small, so this is only a rough guide. It suits those who like a bright, youthful everyday scent. Mancera Wild Fruits and Oilily Blue Sparkle have a close profile.
When to wear it?
Seasons and occasions, by user votes.
- 41%Summer
- 32%Spring
- 18%Autumn
- 9%Winter
Summer
Spring
Autumn
Winter- Daytime29%
- Casual25%
- Office18%
- Sport14%
- Nighttime11%
Least picked for nights out.
Smells like this
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Last updated: October 26, 2026