Neandertal Them
Perfumer: Euan McCall
Votes lean masculine
74 ratings
From your scent profile
Neandertal Them is a unisex scent with a fresh, floral and green character, suited to leisure hours and the working day.
Skunky's take: Starts crisp and lively, my nose approves.
How does it perform?
From 60 community ratings, all out of 10.
Holds up through the day and fades gently toward evening.
Leaves a light trail and stays polite in a crowd.
Talks even from the shelf.
The price makes you think, so a small size is a smart start.
Blind buy risk
76% of votes are positive and opinions barely differ.
Notes
They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.
Top notesfirst 15 minutes
Heart notesfirst few hours
Base noteswhat stays into the evening
Accords
From most dominant to most subtle.
- Fresh
- Floral
- Green
- Synthetic
- Spicy
- Woody
- Animal
- Powdery
What does Neandertal Them smell like?
Longevity is rated good and sillage moderate, so it stays noticeable up close without filling the room. Most voters pick spring and autumn, while winter and summer trail behind. Leisure and business are the occasions it is chosen for most. Votes on character split between masculine and feminine, which places it somewhere in the middle.
The top opens with lavender, iris, kelp, carrot seed and grapefruit, giving a fresh, green first impression. In the heart, neroli, hinoki cypress and magnolia add a soft floral note. The base of styrax, ambrette, sandalwood, ambergris and musk settles into a powdery, woody and faintly smoky finish.
How it changes through the day
First minutes
- Lavender
- Iris
- Kelp
First hours
- Neroli
- Hinoki cypress
- Magnolia
Towards evening
- Styrax
- Ambrette
- Sandalwood
When to wear it?
Seasons and occasions, by user votes.
- 31%Spring
- 29%Autumn
- 21%Winter
- 19%Summer
- Casual28%
- Office20%
- Daytime17%
- Evening17%
- Nighttime16%
Least picked for nights out.
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