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Neandertal

Neandertal Them

Perfumer: Euan McCall

2020UnisexModern

Votes lean masculine

7.4/ 10
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Neandertal Them is a unisex scent with a fresh, floral and green character, suited to leisure hours and the working day.

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Skunky's take: Starts crisp and lively, my nose approves.

How does it perform?

From 60 community ratings, all out of 10.

Longevity
7.4 /10

Holds up through the day and fades gently toward evening.

Sillage
6.8 /10

Leaves a light trail and stays polite in a crowd.

Bottle
8.6 /10

Talks even from the shelf.

Value for money
6.9 /10

The price makes you think, so a small size is a smart start.

Blind buy risk

Low risk

76% of votes are positive and opinions barely differ.

Notes

They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.

Top notesfirst 15 minutes

Heart notesfirst few hours

Base noteswhat stays into the evening

Accords

From most dominant to most subtle.

  1. Fresh
  2. Floral
  3. Green
  4. Synthetic
  5. Spicy
  6. Woody
  7. Animal
  8. Powdery

What does Neandertal Them smell like?

Longevity is rated good and sillage moderate, so it stays noticeable up close without filling the room. Most voters pick spring and autumn, while winter and summer trail behind. Leisure and business are the occasions it is chosen for most. Votes on character split between masculine and feminine, which places it somewhere in the middle.

The top opens with lavender, iris, kelp, carrot seed and grapefruit, giving a fresh, green first impression. In the heart, neroli, hinoki cypress and magnolia add a soft floral note. The base of styrax, ambrette, sandalwood, ambergris and musk settles into a powdery, woody and faintly smoky finish.

How it changes through the day

  1. First minutes

    • Lavender
    • Iris
    • Kelp
  2. First hours

    • Neroli
    • Hinoki cypress
    • Magnolia
  3. Towards evening

    • Styrax
    • Ambrette
    • Sandalwood

When to wear it?

Seasons and occasions, by user votes.

  • 31%
    Spring
  • 29%
    Autumn
  • 21%
    Winter
  • 19%
    Summer
  • Casual
    28%
  • Office
    20%
  • Daytime
    17%
  • Evening
    17%
  • Nighttime
    16%

Least picked for nights out.

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Last updated: October 26, 2026