Sh**ty Day (Eau de Parfum)
Perfumer: Jérôme Epinette
Votes lean feminine
26 ratings
From your scent profile
Noyz Sh**ty Day Eau de Parfum opens with coconut water, bergamot and eucalyptus, then moves to salted fig and cucumber: a fresh, aquatic unisex scent.
Skunky's take: Like opening a window: the room feels lighter at once.
How does it perform?
From 18 community ratings, all out of 10.
Keeps you company for a few hours, a quick refresh fits nicely.
Leaves a light trail and stays polite in a crowd.
Looks good without trying too hard.
Most people feel it is worth the price.
Blind buy risk
77% of votes are positive, the rest are more reserved.
Notes
They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.
Top notesfirst 15 minutes
Heart notesfirst few hours
Accords
From most dominant to most subtle.
- Fresh
- Floral
- Aquatic
- Green
- Fruity
- Sweet
- Synthetic
- Woody
What does Sh**ty Day (Eau de Parfum) smell like?
Its longevity and sillage are both rated moderate, though the vote count is low, so those ratings are only a rough guide. It reads as unisex, and no clear lean towards a particular season or occasion shows.
Fresh and aquatic tones dominate. The top pairs coconut water, bergamot, eucalyptus and sea breeze; the heart adds salted fig, cucumber, violet, clary sage and French lavender for a green, lightly floral feel. The base of cedarwood, Baltic amber, driftwood and Venezuelan tonka bean settles into a woody, softly sweet finish. Revlon Charlie White and Björk & Berries Mareld have a close profile.
How it changes through the day
First minutes
- Coconut water
- Bergamot
- Eucalyptus
First hours
- Salted fig
- Cucumber
- Violet
Towards evening
- Cedarwood
- Baltic amber
- Driftwood
When to wear it?
Seasons and occasions, by user votes.
- 41%Spring
- 36%Summer
- 18%Autumn
- 5%Winter
- Daytime36%
- Casual27%
- Sport14%
- Office14%
- Nighttime5%
- Evening5%
Smells like this
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42% matchClassic 8.0 / 8.0
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42% matchMareld
Björk & Berries · 2021

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Last updated: October 26, 2026



















