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Sh**ty Day (Eau de Parfum)

Perfumer: Jérôme Epinette

2024UnisexModern

Votes lean feminine

7.2/ 10
Community score
26 ratings
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Noyz Sh**ty Day Eau de Parfum opens with coconut water, bergamot and eucalyptus, then moves to salted fig and cucumber: a fresh, aquatic unisex scent.

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Skunky's take: Like opening a window: the room feels lighter at once.

How does it perform?

From 18 community ratings, all out of 10.

Longevity
5.7 /10

Keeps you company for a few hours, a quick refresh fits nicely.

Sillage
5.8 /10

Leaves a light trail and stays polite in a crowd.

Bottle
6.3 /10

Looks good without trying too hard.

Value for money
7.1 /10

Most people feel it is worth the price.

Blind buy risk

Medium risk

77% of votes are positive, the rest are more reserved.

Notes

They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.

Top notesfirst 15 minutes

Heart notesfirst few hours

Base noteswhat stays into the evening

Cedarwood
Baltic amber
Driftwood
Venezuelan tonka bean

Accords

From most dominant to most subtle.

  1. Fresh
  2. Floral
  3. Aquatic
  4. Green
  5. Fruity
  6. Sweet
  7. Synthetic
  8. Woody

What does Sh**ty Day (Eau de Parfum) smell like?

Its longevity and sillage are both rated moderate, though the vote count is low, so those ratings are only a rough guide. It reads as unisex, and no clear lean towards a particular season or occasion shows.

Fresh and aquatic tones dominate. The top pairs coconut water, bergamot, eucalyptus and sea breeze; the heart adds salted fig, cucumber, violet, clary sage and French lavender for a green, lightly floral feel. The base of cedarwood, Baltic amber, driftwood and Venezuelan tonka bean settles into a woody, softly sweet finish. Revlon Charlie White and Björk & Berries Mareld have a close profile.

How it changes through the day

  1. First minutes

    • Coconut water
    • Bergamot
    • Eucalyptus
  2. First hours

    • Salted fig
    • Cucumber
    • Violet
  3. Towards evening

    • Cedarwood
    • Baltic amber
    • Driftwood

When to wear it?

Seasons and occasions, by user votes.

  • 41%
    Spring
  • 36%
    Summer
  • 18%
    Autumn
  • 5%
    Winter
  • Daytime
    36%
  • Casual
    27%
  • Sport
    14%
  • Office
    14%
  • Nighttime
    5%
  • Evening
    5%

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