Beach Bizarre
Perfumer: Patrice Revillard
Votes lean masculine
31 ratings
From your scent profile
V/siteur Beach Bizarre is a unisex scent that leans towards leisure and everyday wear, mixing a fresh, aquatic character with green and spicy touches.
Skunky's take: A card-carrying member of the fresh club.
How does it perform?
From 28 community ratings, all out of 10.
Holds up through the day and fades gently toward evening.
People close to you notice, nobody gets overwhelmed.
Sits nicely on a shelf.
Most people feel it is worth the price.
Blind buy risk
84% of votes are positive and opinions barely differ.
Notes
They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.
Accords
From most dominant to most subtle.
- Fresh
- Aquatic
- Green
- Fruity
- Synthetic
- Spicy
What does Beach Bizarre smell like?
Most voters pick it for leisure time and daytime, with some choosing it for evenings and sport. Its longevity and sillage are both rated good, though the number of votes is small, so that reading should be taken with care. It sits comfortably on either men or women, with no strong lean in either direction.
The scent reads as a single whole rather than stages: kelp and sea salt set an aquatic base, while lime and tropical fruits add a fruity brightness. Cannabis and cumin bring a green, spicy edge, and ylang-ylang and gardenia soften it with a floral note. Patchouli and ambergris leave a salty, slightly synthetic warmth in the background.
When to wear it?
Seasons and occasions, by user votes.
- 36%Summer
- 32%Spring
- 21%Autumn
- 11%Winter
- Casual33%
- Daytime19%
- Evening17%
- Sport11%
- Office11%
- Nighttime8%
Least picked for nights out.
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