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The Zoo

No Perfume

Perfumer: Christophe Laudamiel

2018UnisexClassic

Votes lean masculine

7.8/ 10
Community score
49 ratings
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The Zoo No Perfume is a smoky, leathery unisex scent that suits autumn and winter evenings.

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How does it perform?

From 44 community ratings, all out of 10.

Longevity
8.8 /10

Sprayed at breakfast, still around at dinner.

Sillage
8.1 /10

People close to you notice, nobody gets overwhelmed.

Bottle
6.8 /10

Looks good without trying too hard.

Value for money
6.7 /10

The price makes you think, so a small size is a smart start.

Blind buy risk

Low risk

82% of votes are positive and opinions barely differ.

Notes

They open one after another, from the first spray into the evening.

Accords

From most dominant to most subtle.

  1. Synthetic
  2. Spicy
  3. Woody
  4. Animal
  5. Resinous
  6. Earthy
  7. Smoky
  8. Leathery

What does No Perfume smell like?

Leather, birch tar, labdanum, resins and woody notes together give a dry, earthy, rugged impression. The smoky and animal tones lead, while the spicy and resinous side backs them up without softening them.

Longevity is rated very strong and sillage strong. Most voters pick winter and fall, with leisure and evening wear standing out. Masculine gets the most votes for character, with classic and modern also named. Nimerè Avowal and Le Labo Cuir 28 have a close profile.

When to wear it?

Seasons and occasions, by user votes.

  • 41%
    Winter
  • 34%
    Autumn
  • 15%
    Spring
  • 10%
    Summer
  • Casual
    31%
  • Evening
    31%
  • Nighttime
    26%
  • Daytime
    7%
  • Office
    5%

Go easy on it for the office: the sillage is strong.

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